Jiggabillion Jots

(via gotwisdom)

I don’t think I’ll ever understand why some folks don’t see how offensive, uncomfortable, or reprehensible it can be to openly express their romantic or sexual attractions to someone who everyone knows isn’t single.

My name is not “Russel”.

Got out of bed at 1:00 in the afternoon, realized there was nothing to do, then felt like going back to bed. I think I’ll do something with this dull Saturday. I’ve always wanted to spend most of an entire day just scavenging the internet for different types of artists I’ve never even heard of. Okay, well, not really. I was just inspired to do so again ever since I saw Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist the second time. Seriously, even if the movie wasn’t musically epic, there was about a total of thirty seconds where music wasn’t playing in the background.

Time to start Googling the crap out of things.

I just walked into my parents’ bedroom to put away a basket of clothes, and I noticed in the mirror that my arms looked a lot buffer than they really are. I was freakin’ out and started flexing and whatnot, but I looked at the mirror in different angles…and it turns out it’s just distorted and makes things look wider. Hahaha…

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CHRISTMAS :). I lovelovelove the Holiday Season <3

Now that Thanksgiving is over..

LEFTOVERS! Haha. But Christmas, definitely. =D

SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1) Heights, with or without safety rails
2) My mom and dad’s tempers
3) My road test next month or the month after
4) Being unsuccessful after college
5) Bugs and insects in the house
6) Paranormal anything
7) Losing that last ice cube at a bad time (Inside joke, foo.)

SEVEN THINGS YOU LIKE THE MOST
1) Auntie Anne’s pretzels
2) Ube ice cream with whipped cream and chocolate syrup
3) Drumming, guitar-ing
4) Video games I can lose myself in
5) Photoshopping people
6) Making songs I never remember
7) How my friends will always have my back and vice versa

SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR ROOM
1) Computer
2) Guitar
3) Phone
4) College artwork
5) Flashdrives with my stories
6) Clothes
7) My nerdy boxes of personal memories

SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOU
1) I procrastinate on most things
2) I have a bad habit of cursing
3) I’m not into sports
4) I don’t like to smile with my teeth, so that’s rarely seen in pictures
5) I have a receding hairline already
6) I actually want a completely different wardrobe for the most part
7) I ask God to bless every single thing I eat — even starbursts

SEVEN THINGS YOU PLAN TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1) Have all of my novels published and made into successful movies where my friends and I make cameo appearances
2) Visit numerous countries in Europe, visit Japan, visit Hawaii, finally visit the Philippines, and go to Alaska dressed up as an Eskimo to offend people
3) Get married and have kids that have morals
4) Go bungee jumping
5) Meet Hayley Williams and have her sign my shirt with colorful sharpies
6) See my little cousins reach adulthood
7) Be able to give my parents $1 million just ‘cause I can

SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN DO
1) Make a bunch of sound effects
2) Sound like Mickey Mouse
3) Play drums and a fair amount of guitar
4) Photoshop strange things
5) Be sarcastic enough to seem serious, apparently
6) Twist my wrists about 205 degrees
7) My hair

SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T DO
1) Sing
2) Get assignments done before the day before
3) Interpret freeway signs before passing them
4) Write neatly for more than a quarter of a page
5) Drive by myself legally…yet
6) See faraway things without my glasses
7) Say yes to drugs

SEVEN THINGS THAT ATTRACT YOU TO THE OPPOSITE SEX
1) Pretty eyes, pretty smile
2) Understands that being weird is not weird
3) Doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t have ten boyfriends a day
4) Really awesome hair
5) Can sing
6) Can play DRUMS
7) Loves God

SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST
1) Jesus
2) Freakin’ crap, man
3) Yew-da-what? (No idea when I started saying this.)
4) Fa’sho
5) *bleep*
6) *BLEEP*
7) Yeeeyuh

SEVEN CELEB CRUSHES
1) Hayley Williams
2) Misa Campo
3) Rachel McAdams
4) Angelina Jolie
5) Natalie Portman
6) Taylor Swift
7) Christian Serratos

SEVEN PEOPLE YOU WANT TO SEE/TAKE THIS TEST
Don’t mattuh!

I hate wasting my time.

“Have you ever heard of the saying ‘Love is blind’? Think about its meaning. If we fall in love at first sight, what would the blind fall into? First touch? The first sound of a voice? Seeing is an easy thing to do — it’s quick. That’s why so many people simply fall in love. If I asked you right now to let yourself fall, how would you do it? Would you turn around to see exactly where you would be falling? If you saw a bed or a pile of leaves or a pair of outstretched arms, you would fall willingly. But close your eyes, and it’s suddenly difficult to fall. Maybe you would need to feel for that bed, those leaves, or those outstretched arms. You would need to be certain of what you would be falling into. Anyone of us can fall; but take away our eyes, and we would have to think before we do so. See, the blind don’t ‘fall’ in love like everyone else. They need time to understand where they are and to know — to trust — that someone is there to catch them. What we see before we know, they know before they see. What little they would have seen with their eyes, they can always see more of with their hearts. That is why love is blind.”

Fool, I ain’t no Photoshoprostitute.

I need my motivation back. These books aren’t gonna write themselves. I feel so occupied by other things…like nothing. Maybe I’m just intimidated. I had 670 freakin’ pages — all of which probably weren’t even a fourth of how many I’ll have in the end — and I’m planning on rewriting them all. Jeebuz.